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| Friday, August 14th, 2009 | | 10:29 pm |
| | Friday, November 10th, 2006 | | 8:51 pm |
So, umm.. like, how's it going
Wow, how long has it been since I've even thought about writing on here again.. anyway I forgot what I was about to say.. umm, I'm a myspace whore... myspace.com/cerealkilla528 later, aim:dsociety528 THE POLISH CHARM LIVES ON!.... | | Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 | | 3:22 pm |
BOMB NEW JERSEY
FUCK JERSEY and everyone in it.... I don't care if you are the coolest person alive, If you are from Jersey FUCK YOU go fucking die or something. VOLTAIRE said it best when he said BOMB NEW JERSEY! As for the bitch who made me go over there for court, FUCK YOU HO, That's why I won | | Sunday, April 2nd, 2006 | | 12:39 am |
My Trip To Atlantic City
Ok, so this is how it goes..... Me and my mom leave Delaware by the ferry and go to Jersey for the Rob Zombie show ( yea, my mom likes Zombie, how cool is that?)...anyway, we dock the boat, then we drive probably for like another 45 min.- 1 hour. So, we finally get to our totally awesome Super 8 Motel, drop off our shit in the room and we go find some friends of mine that are playing the slots in a near by casino. Some time goes by and we meet up with Fran, Kristyn and Julie... we bullshit and go eat... ...Skip to the concert.... Fran, Kris, My mom and I are going to the Rob Zombie concert and we have passes that will let us ahead of everyone..everyone that is except the douche bag security guard that is standing in our fucking way. We finally get that shit straightened out and we make our way into the venu where it's all going to take place, we're also about an hour early.. As the four of us stand there a bunch of "faggy emo/ I stole my mom's eyeliner" kids came up next to us, well we paid them no mind until apparently their "leader" showed up. She was a fat ass retard with a sagging double chin, a moehawk and a jaw bone that put Jay leno to shame, and she liked to hop back and forth from her right foot over to her left foot...... So I named her KING KOOPA! So, as the night goes on the opening band A Bullet for my Valentine.. sucked balls, they were like a England screamo band, so that means they suck twice as much. After their set and 20 minutes later Lacuna Coil came and and started rocking. At the end of one song and at the begining of swamped Christina (so damn hot) Scabbia's mic started to fuck up so she stopped the song. As the roadie handed her another mic part of the crowd started to chant " YOU FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKED UP" She just smiled, said a few words and started the song back up. All in all Lacuna Coil did a pretty good job. After their set and 30 minutes later Rob Zombie came out. Since every little faggy emo kid wants to be the coolest person at their school and say that they moshed at a Rob Zombie concert..well they all start moshing, where you ask.... right in front of us. So we have a sea of faggerey little emo cunts rags moshers just going at it right in front of us and someone comes shoving their way through the crowd just pushing people like it's an everyday thing, well.. They pushed my mom and my mom pushed back, the person raised their fist as if they were about to punch my mom, until well I grabbed them by the head and "pushed" them back a few times and not only did I do something about it but other people around were punching them. this all happened within about maybe 4 songs of Zombie's set... and about 5 minutes later I was ever so gently escorted out of the concert by the collar of my hoodie by the big fat fucking good for nothing black dude, who only has a job because of his weight. This caused my mom to follow, then soon after Fran and Kris followed out....SO, It looks like my ass just bought 3 tickets. | | Sunday, March 19th, 2006 | | 6:08 pm |
Why?
Why am I trying my hardest to do something only to know that it will only add up to be another check mark on my long failure list. Why should I try to advance on any subject thus knowing that the outcome will be rejection. Why don't they talk to me,.. Just to say "Hi" Why do I feel that I am covered in hate as everyone just stares at me and shun's me away. Why should I cleanse my mind of dirt if I am only to be looked at as pure filth Why? | | Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 | | 8:54 pm |
Uh
LA LA Fucking LA.... What in the hell is everyone up to? I haven't been on here in awhile.... Anyway, I got another pretty big tattoo that I added to my arm sometime last week. I just need to get a few things done to it... I need more piercing's.. I have 17 so far. whatever.......... | | Thursday, March 2nd, 2006 | | 10:18 pm |
Ehhh..
I wish my Grass was Emo so it would cut itself..... | | Monday, February 27th, 2006 | | 1:59 am |
I Saw Tupac in Rehoboth
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FUCK ME!.. I need something to do. I want to play my guitar but it's 2 in the morning, so I'm looking up card magic.. woohoo!...GOD HAS A DS.. I know this because I played against him in Mario Karts... while I was at McD's.. then I went to Wal-Mart and then the diner... then back to Wal-Mart. Thats where I saw Tupac.. I walked up to him and threw up the east coast sign and yelled "EAST COAST BIOTCH!".. Then I poked him in the eye and shot him... with a spit ball..( where I got the paper for the spit ball or the straw I'm not sure.. SHUT UP BITCH!.. this is my story..and it's true) Then Don King came came out from the bra and panty section and said " HOLY BEJESUS MECEZUS! You Killed 50 Cent!" I was like.. " No dude, thats another black dude thats been shot in the face more times then Jenna Jameson".. and he was like " OH, well who are you? " I responded " RICK JAMES BITCH! " I punched him in the forehead and stamped UNITY into his head with my ring... and that folks is how Oktober Fest was started.. Fuck you.. It's my true story | | Tuesday, February 21st, 2006 | | 2:40 pm |
I don't know what to do...
WHAT THE FUCK!... I'm bored as shit, my mind has long left my white ass. I really don't know what to do anymore, every time I try to further myself I get set back time after time. I feel like giving a midget a german release suplex off a cliff or at least into a brick wall. Duuuuurrrr... I got turrets like a Duuuuuur pollack. FUCK ME!... damnit.. I just got an idea for a poem... cause I'm the Duuuuurrr-est one of all | | Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 | | 11:30 pm |
| | Monday, February 6th, 2006 | | 5:49 pm |
I once had a DS
I bought a Nintendo DS today.. I got home and walked to the back of my house, a few minutes later I called for my sister. She came back and I turned around with the DS in hand and said " Here, you keep it" the look on her face could tell a story... but yea,.. that's all I did today | | Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006 | | 11:54 pm |
Kisses, Red Hot, Party Poppers and Red Light District
What an awesome time I had for New Years. I got to hang out with some of my really cool friends from up north. We all went to another friends house to go party. We brought our own drinks of choice so we wouldn't have to search around for something to drink. Later On,...As the ball dropped everyone had those little bottle shaped party poppers..pull the string.. POP!.. wow,.. yea, so this dude thought it would be a great idea to bet me $1 to blast one in to my mouth.. shortly afterwards my brother bet me $1 to do it... Needless to say I walked away from the party $2 richer.. WHAT BITCH!.. So, as the night carried on it seemed like almost everyone there turned the place into a soft porn flick or something, .. lots of rubbing, lots of kissing. I was snatched up and caught off guard for a kiss, but it's all good..Oh, and lets not forget about the "Red Light District" that was going on up stairs... I was not a part of that. So,.. my brother is kinda drunk and laying on the sofa..I'm just standing there drinking Red Hot from the bottle,. I turn and ask him if he wanted some. He doesn't really answer, He just extends his hand, so I pass him the bottle.. Now I don't know if it was a bad judgment call or if it was he was just that drunk.. Well,.. anyway, he tried to take a swig from a bottle of Red Hot while laying down and without spilling it.... not gonna happen, He took the shot of Red Hot to the eye..As he cringed in pain I fell to the ground laughing,..Everything was cool though.. another dude and I got him to the kitchen sink to flush his eye out.. Lets not forget about my friend Big, Brown, Beefy, Gravy.. THE GRAVY MASTER!..dude, this guy was tore up from the floor up, good thing I got some great pictures.. All in all.. I had a great time, I met alot of really cool people and I got to chill with my friends.. Jan. 1, 2006 - I'm in the hospital. WHAT THE FUCK!!! ( not because of the alcohol or anything, my side really started to hurt like hell) | | Tuesday, December 27th, 2005 | | 12:13 am |
| | Sunday, December 25th, 2005 | | 9:25 pm |
eh..
Since I'm always on MyCrack(space) all the time I really don't get on LJ that much.. anyway,.. MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE! | | Sunday, December 18th, 2005 | | 1:43 am |
Hi people
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I caught a purse-snatcher who stole ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) dulcefire's purse (30 points). In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Saturday I donated bone marrow to rosasmom in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Friday I bought porn for imsonshyne (-10 points). Last week I helped twgyschk across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (354 points). For Christmas I deserve a blowjob from your wife!!
Sincerely,
Polishcharm |
| | Thursday, December 8th, 2005 | | 3:05 am |
...yea
I hate my friends............ | | Monday, December 5th, 2005 | | 1:03 am |
R.I.P RED
Fuck!..Fuck!..Fuck!..Fuck! OK,.. so last night I went over to my friend Brads house and I took my two guitars. 1) 7 String Ibanez 2) Red acoustic ... I only returned home with my 7 string.. Fuck!.. ok, so anyway as the night went on we drank, played cards.. me and my other friend played guitars...just having a great time well, a few hours later..Brad walked back into his bedroom, which was also the room all of the guitars were being kept..and yells FUCK! at that moment, I knew it wasn't good..Brad called me into the room,.. and there in his hands he was holding my deathly fatal red acoustic guitar.. it appears that someone stepped on it and snapped my headstock clean the fuck off.. (headstock: the top of the guitar where you can tighten the strings at) yea it pisses me off that it was broken,.. but what really pisses me off is that no one said anything and whoever did it know's they did it.. I handled my anger pretty damn good and I'm proud of it.. I just said... It's all good dude,.. But as of now Brad has my guitar and is either going to get it fixed or buy me a new one.. I told him that he didn't have to, but he said "Joe,. it was broke in my fucking house, it's my responibilty" So, we'll see what happens | | Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 | | 2:20 am |
Pollack + Retard = Joe Maisano
Since I'm a retard and since I already did this on MyCrack(space) I guess I'll do it here... If you are bored or what the fuck ever than text my cell phone for the reason of "just fucking because" 302-682-3133 I'm really wondering how many people will respond to this fucking thing | | Monday, November 28th, 2005 | | 11:31 pm |
| | Friday, November 25th, 2005 | | 6:05 pm |
Kick Ass!
<td align="center" style="background: #000000; color: #FFFFFF;">Joe's Random Movie Quote:
'The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls.'
- Principal Richard Vernon, The Breakfast Club
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td> |
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